<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/64433/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/NASCAR_0.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=NASCAR%20Coach%20Reveals%20Winning%20Strategy%3A%20%27Drive%20Fast%27"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nascar_coach_reveals_winning?utm_source=embedded_video">NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast'</a>
